NOTE: These "fracts" contain not one shred of truth... but, these days, does that stop anyone from quoting them?
2020.10.07.001 A man in Flatonia Texas said today, "Face masks are dangerous because... well... because... well, just because."
2020.10.07.002 If you can't purchase ready-made hand sanitizer, you can make it from ground-up webcams... if you can find one.
2020.10.07.003 String theory predicts that a guitarist will play a lick so fast that we will all be propelled into another dimension. (RIP Eddie Van Halen who, in 1978, did just that!)
2020.10.07.004 A year-old, flat-broke, pigmy octopus is smarter than a self-proclaimed 74 year old billionaire.
2020.10.07.005 If you fold a paper in half, it will actually be the same size it was originally. Due to a puzzling optical illusion, it appears smaller.
2020.10.07.006 Two computer chips were successfully cloned in Montana by a confused biologist.
2020.10.07.007 Samsung has a new disk drive providing a Googolplex of memory. Excited geeks were then disappointed to learn that it was BITS, not BYTES.
2020.10.07.008 The newest James Bond movie will feature 9-year old Iian Armatage in "The Spy Who Babysat Me", and will premiere as soon as the producer can get parental approval.
2020.10.07.009 Make up your own damn fract 009... geez... lazy bums.
2020.10.07.010 It was officially announced that there now are more podcasts than potential podcast listeners. Those that don't have podcasts, have YouTube channels.
2020.10.07.011 The first Googolplex memory is still not large enough to store all the podcasts and YouTube videos.
2020.10.07.012 The Googolplex hard drive will take 17,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 millennia to backup onto the, ironically required, 5 1/4 inch floppy disks. Or maybe more.
2020.10.07.013 The human race spends a cumulative 300,000,000 hours daily thinking of ways to confound telemarketers.
2020.10.07.014 MIT mathematician, Gordon Flashmann, today proved that, in fact, you can win 'em all. He said, when interviewed, that next, he intends to show that you can have your cake and eat it, too. Still believed to be unprovable, though, is this long theorized equation:
Birdhand = 2 x Birdbush.
2020.10.07.015 Turns out, Mr. Burns is not dead... he's a cartoon, dummy!
2020.10.07.016 TV producers today ran out of ideas for new reality series.
2020.10.07.017 When you break an egg into a skillet, a light bulb illuminates somewhere in China.
2020.10.07.018 I'm tired and gonna go to bed. FACT, not FRACT!
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